Sucked it up and filled out an OKCupid profile. My self-summary:

Feminist, pro-choice, liberal agnostic with pagan leanings who votes mostly Democratic. If any of that is a red flag for you, you might want to hit your back button now.

OKCupid emailed me five times tonight. The fifth time was letting me know which states were worst for matches. Number two on that list: the state where I currently live.